​Uvula Industries

PUTTING THE

YOU IN UVULA

Uvula Industries has been the premier name in prosthetic

uvulas since 1946. We have helped millions of formerly

uvulaless individuals lead normal and productive lives as a

result of our breakthroughs in uvula replacement technology.

 

Our founder, Dr. Chumbley J. Greenblatt, was himself born

without a uvula. At the age of 13, he developed a crude version

of the first artificial uvula for his junior high school science fair.

He received a failing grade, but the young Chumbley Greenblatt

vowed to make it his life's ambition to perfect his false uvula. In

the winter of 1942, he applied for and received the first patent

for an artificial uvula in history. When the U.S. Department of

War heard of Dr. Greenblatt's success, they employed him to produce his unique prosthetics for the American troops in the European and Pacific theaters. At the end of the war, Dr. Greenblatt received a special commendation from President Truman for his invaluable service in the war effort.

 

It was in the prosperity of post-war America that the company was born. The enterprise has grown from a one-man operation in Dr. Greenblatt's garage to the multi-national conglomerate that is Uvula Industries. Through aggressive corporate diversification, UI has branched into the areas of hemorrhoid cream production (Preparation U), fiberoptic communications (UT&T) and family entertainment (UvulaWorld theme parks). As we begin a new millennium, Uvula Industries will be there to continue to pave the way in uvula prosthetics well into the 21st century.